Oh, I agree with you. My post was satirical. I didn’t think the /S was necessary, but there the internet goes, proving me wrong again...

Chevy has a very similar color called “satin steel metallic.” It looks pretty good, but I can guarantee that if you had just been whippin a cruze for 300 miles, you wouldn’t be gushing over the paint job.

It doesn’t stop at food either. An air freshener or toothpaste can even cause a curious bear to try and find its way into your vehicle. It’s about time for us North Americans to make a stand against these picnic basket stealing menaces once, and for all. I think the only reasonable solution is to repeal laws that keep…

We don’t need more laws or stricter punishments. Like so many have mentioned, losing their DL’s isn’t going to stop these dummies from being dumb. Dog will hunt and all. Here’s my compromise: take away the penalties for someone stuck behind these assholes going up and beating the brakes off of one of them. Nothing…

If they slapped a transfer case behind that 6MT, I would own one already, regardless of whatever motor was in front of it. Unfortunately, they won’t, so I will continue to sell your cars GM, but you will never get my money.

Holy shit, that brochure! The dude looks like one of those racist WWII era Looney Toons caricatures of a Japanese person. Imagine if Toyota dropped this pamphlet today

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That booger will look really good when it goes up in flames due to one of the half dozen or so likely unaddressed recalls that can cause engine fires.

Yes, in landscape, not portrait or you’ll only get a nickel

I believe the last US market captivas were manufactured in 2014.

By the time most new car customers are having their car delivered, they could care less about what the salesperson has to say. All that is running through their heads is, “OK great, now shut the fuck up so I can drive my new car.” It’s unfair to pin responsibility on the salesperson delivering your car to cover every…

I’m no scientist, but I don’t think that putting higher octane fuel in a car that normally runs 87 will clean your fuel system. My understanding is that higher octane gas has a higher ignition point, and when put through an older engine designed to run on 87, you’ll just end up with more un-burnt fuel and therefore…

Take lots of pictures for us stuck in the contiguous states

I’m having a hard time giving a shit. For my money, Cadillac died along with the fleetwood deville after the ‘96 model year. It had the look, it had the size,it had the feel, and it had a 350. Now that is what a cadillac is supposed to be.  I thought I liked the ATS until I stuffed my 6'5" ass into one. And yeah, it’s…

Same. Every piece of clothing I have ever bought at penny’s has been “on sale.” It’s a joke. What kind of asshole would spend $80 on a pair of Levi’s? Don’t tell me they’re half off- Tell me they’re $40 jeans and that’s what I’m gonna pay.

I have never owned a vehicle with one, but have driven tons, and it is a great piece of equipment. People do forget though that it is an additional tool to help with a driver’s situational awareness, and is NOT a replacement for mirrors and turning your head. It’s the kid that has never known life without a back up…

Thanks for clearing that up. I was about to get all butthurt and defensive. When people get excited about a car I’m showing them with a backup cam, I let them have their moment before I tell them that everything has a backup cam now and some other salesman acting like it’s a big deal is probably some variety of D-bag.…

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Was that a True Detective quote?

As someone who worked in road construction for 6 seasons, specifically in traffic control, (I was the guy who set the lane closures), here’s my two cents: In a more urban environment, like Chicago, the zipper method is less obtrusive to traffic, and the safest for both the workers and the motoring public. In more…