The ship, an inflatable landing boat, was sunk by a walrus

In 2019, you can buy, new:

Fancy Kristen would have people to worry about that for her.

Rest assured, just these three cars alone will knock your goddamn socks off.

It’s good he didn’t land the kick. Durst was standing right at the edge of the stage and could have been seriously injured in an ensuing fall.

Look, they’re working very hard to get these vehicles delivered. They’re working 24 hours a day. There’s a shortage of car carriers. They had to build a temporary factory. Porsche is also trying to save kids from a cave and send a rocket to the moon, so please give them a break or they’ll just smoke a J and take the…

I think this whole ‘ONE OF ONLY XXX’ train of thought makes people forget what they’re selling. Sure, the turd I dropped this morning is also a 1 of 1, but its still a turd.

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

Huh. I was sure they'd issue Bonds.

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Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

This guy’s midichlorians are on the scale. I mean like, way down there. Second or third percentile even.

They would be better off just selling bacon.

Front loading washer.

Q: how do you fit a C130 into a parking lot?

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

Don’t forget the mascot for the Caliber!

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”