That’s not how I towed you to do it.

Porsche has a history of making something that Tesla hasn’t been able to make so far: Profit.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

This is in terrible taste, but I can’t help myself.

Emancipation Citation

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

At least the paint didn’t get ruined.

Patrick George: “I expect his first article Tuesday.”

Brilliant! Now I see our strategy for stopping their missile tests.

My wife and I met back in 2002 on AOL. we met in a random local philly chat room talking about cars. Every other weekend was some kind of car event or another. Whether an import show, a classic show or a VW show we were out doing something. While planning our wedding she found out that the Maple Grove VW show was on…

My wife pointed out to me that the class of submarine they show in the movie is the Russian Akula class. They literally jump the shark (akula in Russian) right there in the trailer.

Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

Someone’s gonna say it, so here goes:

Here I was thinking it’s because two more seats had been farted in.

#shreckd

“Check out my new whip! She told me not to buy it, but she’s gonna bite my head off no matter what I do, so I might as well do what I want. #YOLO”

Didn’t work.

Particularly the engine, which holds explosions.

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.