When half the staff spends a good amount of time trolling the readership, it doesn’t portend well for things. 

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the fuck?

Just be sure to park it head east everywhere you go or you’ll fuck it up.

Wife was shopping for a car before we were married. She was at a Ford dealership looking at probably an Escort or something. Trying to size my wife up, the salesman tells her “Ford uses the concept of "Feng Shui" when they design their interiors."

I’ll take a stab at what caused the accident. Googled and this is the GV80's dash:

Yes this,...the road is PRISTINE. You’d be hard pressed to get in a fender bender let alone roll a brand new super safe SUV and F it and yourself up that badly!  UNREAL

Well said. The hive loves to mock and belittle anyone famous who has any kind of personal failure. It seems we’ve collectively become a bunch of sanctimonious assholes. 

Still find the whole narrative around Tiger a weird indication of how whack and puritan our society is becoming. That whole documentary was like, ‘Tiger, the sad tragic story, his great demise.’ I mean – he’s only the greatest golfer possibly in the history of the sport, an unbelievable success story (and in the face…

I do not care if it is more expensive. I am fine with that.

I would be all over this. Any chance to continue driving my V8 Jag way into the future with minimal environmental cost. I do not mind paying more for the fuel.

Dogs driving cars is no big deal.

See my username.   Gas hit $4.50/gal and the rest is history.  Sad, sad history.

My grey 2019 BMW X5. I took it to the mall and now I can’t find it. Wait! I see it now! It looked just like all the other ones. Never mind.

...Wait, do you think Paul Newman starred in Bullitt?

Haha. When I was in the car, obviously I didn’t notice how much it jerks around, but my God! It looks like a fish flopping around on dry land!

When the roof came crashing down I honestly thought it was going to hit you.

RICER WINGS!? THIS “CAR” HAS EVERYTHING!!!

The end, putting the top up, absolutely killed me. I’m actually crying from laughter.

My readers love the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet because of what it represents: one large, multi-national corporation’s struggle to lose money in a world filled with profit and opportunity.