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I’m the only Texan I know who doesn’t think people should be able to buy full sized trucks without a reason (owning things that need to be towed, being a business) and this article is obnoxious even to my hot-take head. This is a car website. I guess I’m following Jason and David to the Autopian. I can deal with the…

I can’t understand the “well they don’t want to cut the player base in half” argument. COD on gamepass (aka free, everyone has gamepass) is going to massively increase the player base on that console. How many people are interested in paying $60 for COD, which probably has the fewest discounts on current releases of…

Sure, what are we talking about? 25ish acres in Detroit? I think if I don't go out to eat for lunch today I can cover half

It seems like kind of a long shot to say that Tesla or SpaceX are only mixed successes, right? SpaceX is the only company allowed to fly NASA astronauts and can land Falcon 9 first stage rockets. Tesla is worth a trillion dollars and makes cars that go real fast and are very green and that has wonderful customer…

Fun to see a couple of actual tossups on NPND, everything was going 90% one way or the other for a long time

I wish they would leave the toggle. I’ve got to say that I’m disappointed in this. I actually remember killing myself in SHVR was one of the most emotionally intense experiences I’ve had in a VR game, one of the first times the medium made me feel something movies and normal games couldn’t. It was a really brilliant…

What he’s referencing here is that a lot of self driving companies are using tech like LiDar that receive information in fundamentally different ways than cameras. Essentially, if you try to get too clever with the types of sensors, it’s very hard to make it work in every situation, because the roads are built for…

It’s funny - I remember you gleefully gloating about how these Tesla posts are basically a huge number of guaranteed clicks in the comments section of a post a couple of months back. I remember it because that’s when I started reading the site a bit less, since you seemed to be actively trolling the readers. Whatever,…

We can probably just skip to the fact that all touchscreens in cars are dangerous, bad, and terrifying to use in any kind of traffic. Give me a nice, metal, clicky dial thing on the center console to control my infotainment any day of the week.

Ok, can we talk about that pie chart a little more? Like, what are those two numbers supposed to add up to 100% of? It’s not like what colors were sold. I don’t trust a company that made a chart that bad anywhere near gasoline. 

No kidding - Apple had 3x GM’s market cap in CASH ON HAND as of January. Just go buy them.

After today’s Nice Price or No Dice of one of these, I can’t tell you how much I relished coming back to this review. Jalopnites and I all think the same at times.

My current daily, a 2005 BMW 325ci. Everything wrong with a Bimmer of a certain age, plus the back seats can essentially just hold my dog, and he prefers the front anyway. Coming from a CR-V, it’s a real adjustment. I know there’s been a post about this, but I’d kill for a drop top Challenger with those big rear seats.

That windshield is like trying to drive with a welding hood on your face.

I own literally almost this exact car (same options, color, 2005, 68k on the odometer, $5500 before 2k updating the infotainment and wheels) and live in Austin, TX. It’s not bad if you blast the AC on full, and the sunshine makes driving a joy.

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Each child is being treated as one-half of an independent contractor

It turns out that Hillary has been hiring groups of children that stand in each other’s shoulders wearing trench coats to stuff the polls

Insert Martin Shkreli is St4ck plot twist here