Rory: The world is awful and selfish and it’s all on fire and cars and the rich are destroying the world.

Mercedes is a pretty good writer. 

Because the site is in excellent shape, because we have a great staff who are more than capable of maintaining Jalopnik’s place at the top of its competitive set and growing it from there, we were all able to send them off without concern for the site’s future.

It continues.

the correct term is 5 of broats. 

BS in my opinion. I lived in a country (france) for a long time where you mostly order your car from the factory (very little stock at dealership) and you still have large incentives despite waiting a month or 2 before receiving your car. Why? well let’s say that Hyundai or Kia decide to take market share from other…

Is Jalopnik actually actively TRYING to lose readers or what? I literally only come to this site for Rob’s morning post now (thanks to Torch and Tracy leaving, and Rory acting like a baby in the comments...not a good look). This is what we’re greeted with.

I've had 5 broats and could not disagree more.

Totally, I make a decent wage but even then there is no way I could afford an E-class wagon new, especially with kids etc. They hold their value so much more than the sedans so its funny how they dont depreciate much... but there arent enough people to want to spend the 70k and up base price for one. Maybe fewer lease…

It’s almost as if Jalopnik writers are aware that hate posts on Tesla and Musk bring more clicks and therefore ad revenue.

I’ve positively identified it as David Tracy’s next car Holy Grail.

I’ve positively identified it as David Tracy’s next car.

That’s pretty much why I no-diced it. None of the issues really scare me. But if I’m going to go through the effort and expense of bringing one up to snuff, it’s going to be for a V8.

OK, fair enough.

...why though? I mean, it’s their game, they can do what they want, I’m not going to throw a tantrum...

If you were to buy 5556 lbs of grey poupon in 8oz jars from Wal-Mart, expect to pay $31,326.32

This is nice price for the simple fact of when it does break down ( lets not kid anyone, this will break down a lot), the Bentley will still increase the perceived value of your house by just sitting in your driveway. Just make sure the breakdown doesn’t leak anything and you’ll be good.

beautiful

Put Elon Musk or Tesla in title = Clicks