headshots are popular in video games because they’re invariably fatal when shot (body’s control center) and they’re smaller/harder to hit. these two facts make for a check, where one player with more skill than another, can get the edge on others.

Didn’t he also say he was going to fix the Flint water crisis if elected?

Republican men are extremely homophobic and anti-LGBTQ. So you know they’re all getting their gay on secretly while arguing how evil it is. Standard stuff for them.

Trump can’t find someone to fix the ferret on his head he wants us to believe in 2019 he’s going to find the cure for cancer.  That’s only for Trump voters to believe.  

Odd that this president would pick curing AIDS when his vice president considers it a cure for homosexuality.

Odd that Trump would pick AIDS, of all things. It’s a disease that mainly affects black people and homosexual men. Unless his supporters are secretly banging blacks and gays on the sly (especially black gays), which, I guess, would make it a major issue.

When this fat sack of shit finally expires we all should all respond “Too Bad.”

and curing childhood cancer very shortly

When this fat sack of shit finally expires we all should all respond “Too Bad.” I remember the line from Chris Rock when he joked about the first black VP. He said whoever shot the President would be a hero in jail. If someone put two in lard asses chest I don’t think anyone in the joint would give a shit. When he…

It would be so great if she did not also have some, shall we say, questionable views about science and medicine.

Then go argue your case in court. Being a dick to cops never works, even if you’re white. It’s far less likely to get you killed if you’re white, but you’re basically never going to get a cop to unwrite a ticket.

Yep. I like that. It means you have 6 relatively mild Halloweens followed by a 7th that you can really let loose on.

Every year at work when people dress up I get the “why didn’t you dress up?”

People used to ask me why I didn’t have a costume on. Dude, I’m an oncologist. Do you want to have a discussion about your end of life care with someone in a costume?

It also makes the world seem like an awful place when you get to hear about every single bad event on the planet. The good news really doesn’t make the news, because you don’t get clicks.

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

I’m not certain I want to expose my cell number to someone who wants pictures of a bag full of shit on the internet?

That’s not true. Some of us like that Franken was a strong liberal voice on the hill who didn’t sell himself to corporations to the degree others do. He was good at the job. Screw Biden.

I question Franken’s fate but am grossed out by Joe Biden. So there’s at least one person, me.

Most women are killed by men. Most men are killed by men. Why don’t we start there?