It also makes the world seem like an awful place when you get to hear about every single bad event on the planet. The good news really doesn’t make the news, because you don’t get clicks.

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

I’m not certain I want to expose my cell number to someone who wants pictures of a bag full of shit on the internet?

That’s not true. Some of us like that Franken was a strong liberal voice on the hill who didn’t sell himself to corporations to the degree others do. He was good at the job. Screw Biden.

I question Franken’s fate but am grossed out by Joe Biden. So there’s at least one person, me.

I always felt like that was a perfectly good consolation prize. Holy shit, you mean I can be effectively alone in the universe for three quarters of an hour in every two hour period? Fuck and yes, please and thank you! Yeah, it’d be cool beyond comprehension to walk on a whole other world, but if you offered me the…

Most women are killed by men. Most men are killed by men. Why don’t we start there?

“what does it say if most white people are killed by other white people? I don’t know where to look that statistic up, but assuming it’s true, shouldn’t we then fix the problems in our culture/communities as well?”

Collins is a class act, I’ve always been impressed with his roll in the missions. random side note - i remember when i was 12 (30th anniversary year i would guess) I got one of those calls you used to get from actual telephone surveys and it was a single question: who was the third member of the Apollo 11 crew?

haha nah I’m saving THAT for the actual event. ;)  Just drove up to the side door... they were waiting on us on top of a ridge in a white Silverado. Took our pics, ripped some sweet donuts in the rented Camaro convertible, and took off back into the desert. Grabbed a burger at Little A’Le’Inn.

That’s what they want you to think...

Hi, welcome to America, where people invade pizza parlors looking for satanic child prostitution rings. You must be new here.

Yeah pretty safe to say a military base is not a great place to invade - it’s almost like they were designed that way...

My dad was in the USAF for 25 years and when I was a kid he used to tell me that Area 51 was where Santa and the elves lived and it was a secret toy building base.

CNN and other mainstream media buoyed trump’s 2016 campaign massively by giving 24/7 coverage to, and rationalizing his disparaging tweets and fearmongering racist rallies. The length of time mainstream media spent discussing actual issues during that campaign is estimated at an astonishingly insignificant 32 minutes h…

Dipshit

You know, I eat McDonald’s more than I should (I am an egg mcmuffin fiend) but I never could watch Supersize Me because the premise makes me queasy just to think about, much less watch.

I feel like it’s more of a Republican move. Like they were forced by those democratic queers in congress to start giving their employees benefits so here are the repercussions of socialism. I say fuck the restaurant that does this.