> Sometimes the spookiest stories are the ones about other humans.
That’s because hell is other people.

You win - great story.

What is the root cause of the thing disappearingredients?

Too bad you couldn't sue.

So that's where all of the AOL CDs went.

Yup. Still miffed. Still waiting for a fix, too.

Don’t bother colorfulyawn with facts. He’s not that good with ‘em and will probalby hurt himself.

I’m pretty sure that the tiny penised pinheads that are “rolling coal” are not exactly that adapt at cause and effect relationships. Let ‘em screw up their matchbox cars.

Before considering any sort of plastic surgery, or even botox, go visit a 3rd world country. There are more important things than vanity. We all get old, and we will all get wrinkly. That’s a sign of wisdom; and, well, living a life.

Especially in Texas.

Wisconsin is pretty similar. While the big boys are banned, if you sign a little document, you can score whatever you want. Of course, this means that your neighbor is now that turd who sets off big booms at 2:00am.

The judicial system? That's worse than being murdered/dragged to hell.

The entire process is humiliating for everyone. First of all, watching someone make a sandwich for you? “Oh! So that’s how the magic is done! That’s amazing! Your job is safe, I could never manage that complexity - though I appreciate the trust you give me in filling my own soda.” Second - the sheer paralyzing terror…

560 IF HW>=RW THEN KILLHUMANS$="FALSE"

I have direct experience with the Phillips wake up light. Every morning I awoke to a light on in my room. And every morning, I'd ask "What asshole turned on the light?!" Then I realized, I was that asshole. Save the $70 - get an inconsiderate roommate who wakes up when you do. Same thing.

I have direct experience with the Phillips wake up light. Every morning I awoke to a light on in my room. And…

Me too. I'm still not acclimated to it: when I wake up, I keep thinking "what jerk turned on the lights?" Then I remember that I am that jerk.

Me too. I'm still not acclimated to it: when I wake up, I keep thinking "what jerk turned on the lights?" Then I…

It'd be nice if WEMO had some sort of controller. Sure, I can use my phone, but there are times and places where I don't have my phone and I still want to control the device. Otherwise, WEMO is pretty decent stuff.

It'd be nice if WEMO had some sort of controller. Sure, I can use my phone, but there are times and places where I…