This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Ok, I’ll bite. How are they “nickel and diming” their fans? Two was far from a “commercial success”. It was a decent game that got decent reviews and moderate sales. They aren’t rolling in cash.

Too complicated, just pump in NOOOOOOSSSSSS until you crack a piston or blow your floor panel out.

I’m confused by your use of “he” here. Are you talking about Nikola? This post is about the electric car company.

I see the Tesla haters are out in full force tonight. What does he have to do to make you people happy? Autopilot was fine before this update. If it wasn’t for people not paying attention this would never have been a problem.

Weeeelll... I may have contributed to operations like Pool’s Closed and Fucking Magnets between 5 to 10 years ago.

Yes, for being assholes. You are correct. Besides, by your own logic, this then is fine too. What happens happens. Suck it.

And make Notch pay for it!

Frankly, it should be.

Really? Seems a little too present-day for there to be a nostalgia factor.

Make Minecraft Great Again.

Holy shit. And here I was complaining that all the mods on the server I usually played on were 14. Small blessings.

This takes me back.

We use the word tessitura, which is how long a song lives up high. Now she’s singing in a range and a tessitura that is uncommon for her but is common for many of these other leading female artists.

I’m not sure I like the song, but I’m also not sure why the coach is equating having a higher belt-range with being a better singer. Just because you can sing higher notes louder doesn’t make you objectively sing better than someone with a different range/timbre. Signed, a Bitter Contralto.

Well most of my knowledge of police protocol comes from Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit II so I’m pretty sure the helicopter comes in by the time you unlock the Ford GT.

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

As a software developer, most QA departments are actually pretty competent at their jobs... It’s always the time constraints that mess up the QA process