This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Ok, I’ll bite. How are they “nickel and diming” their fans? Two was far from a “commercial success”. It was a decent game that got decent reviews and moderate sales. They aren’t rolling in cash.

Barney: One more thing Fred. Kill all Humans.

Too complicated, just pump in NOOOOOOSSSSSS until you crack a piston or blow your floor panel out.

Sensors and computer power are finally reaching the point that we can do it outside of a closely controlled factory.

“aside from the direction the dumping bed raises, the self-driving truck doesn’t really have a front or back”

I’m confused by your use of “he” here. Are you talking about Nikola? This post is about the electric car company.

I see the Tesla haters are out in full force tonight. What does he have to do to make you people happy? Autopilot was fine before this update. If it wasn’t for people not paying attention this would never have been a problem.

IT guy here,

Weeeelll... I may have contributed to operations like Pool’s Closed and Fucking Magnets between 5 to 10 years ago.

Yes, for being assholes. You are correct. Besides, by your own logic, this then is fine too. What happens happens. Suck it.

And make Notch pay for it!

Frankly, it should be.

Really? Seems a little too present-day for there to be a nostalgia factor.

Make Minecraft Great Again.

Holy shit. And here I was complaining that all the mods on the server I usually played on were 14. Small blessings.

This takes me back.