It may not be the joke you intended to make, but it’s definitely the joke you made.

You seem more interested in assuming they didn’t like it because it was a rape joke and less in the fact that it just wasn't a good joke. "Hey guys, Mojang is raping me, lol." isn't exactly George Carlin level stuff, buddy.

I figure if you can make a Lego movie, a Minecraft movie isn’t too much of a stretch. If the Emoji movie thing is real, it definitely wouldn’t surprise me, although is anyone actually emotionally connected to emojis? Lego and Minecraft have fun toys and games, but emojis are just kind of a side-effect of text-based…

Come on, they'd give him the option. $0.25 in store credit or $0.000000001 in cash.

But that’s why you meet them in person with online dating, so you can try to figure out if they’re creepy, just like with offline dating. Any way you approach dating, you still have to meet in person if you want to try to notice red flags outside of a text-based conversation. No matter what though, you still don’t…