Probably a little blueballed

Finger Lakes. Heh.

Call the burn unit!

I hope everyone is laughing as hard as I am at the growing use of heh in articles/things

Thanks for the help.

God dammit.

69. Ha.

I wish Simmons was my editor.

Curtis Enis

TJ Duckett

Trung Candidate

This has got to be up there with the ugliest seven-game series ever.

Every Caps fan just annoyingly rolled their eyes at this headline.

That’s what you get for having a lot below a Hong Kong Steakhouse

Who knew they had video cameras in Poland.

Holy shit. That’s literally the most illegal late-game deciding screen I’ve ever seen.

His balls are the size of grapefruits

Britt McHenry

You guys are killing this. So good. These stories are insane.

How do these people get jobs? How did this get past so many (I presume) people?