I’m not over-exaggerating when I say a tear formed in the corner of my right eye from holding laughter in from reading this headline.

This headline is just. What dreams are made of.

God dammit, Magary.

*slow clap .gif. +1

Every pitch after the 9th inning felt like one to the nuts.

God. Dammit. +1

Hayward all day.

Dammit +1

"I trusted you."

It feels cluttered and easily accessible at the same time. Yeah, we'll get used to it. So, whatever.

I love that the Blazers drafted him in 1986 and had to wait 9 years for him to show up.

Very underrated (add misplaced Bleacher Report compound modifier combo adjective here) comment

I was thinking more in the moment. They had been on the ice for awhile it appears.

I'd love to hear the story behind what provoked this.

They can take away our "dingers" but not our "dongs"

Today in death to the NCAA:

This is the worst thing. I did this once where my pinky literally just got stuck in the rim, and the rim preceded to peel my skin back like a banana

Felix Jones is now slower than Mikel Leshoure.

Kept waiting for that moment.