Beowulf was totally more entertaining than this story of a guy using his fucking real name. Also, Peter King is totally a MacBook Air guy.

Architect: Art VanDelay

Hey Kyle, charge your phone bro.

I'm told I look like Nick Foles ...

Nice hyphenated name dick-tapper

I'd want to play behind that young, improving O-Line, too. And of course in Jerry World and not Jerry "Kill" World

I love how the guy's impact with the ground looks clean and not super glitchy.

That Raven's questionnaire section killed me. "That's a real Titus Young move."

It'd be even better if Dana White wrote the press release on the website.