Surely Fred: The Movie starring Lucas Cruikshank is the quintessential  YouTube movie?

Fire Walk With Me is a good one for this category. I’ve been rewatching Twin Peaks in order to at some point watch the 3rd series but realised that FWWM is meant to be the ‘prequel’ to the whole thing. So I considered watching then but then was I like nah.

And it’s shit. Definitely the worst film for pervert poseurs to jerk off over. 

I’d say Happiness too, as it extremely quotable but not really worth rewatching.

And many oral sex jokes. 

Also The Doors.

It’s not a metaphor for anything. Bizarre take.

This reminds me of the film Day of the Locust, where a child is fairly reasonably stomped to death or near-death for being precocious, by a man called Homer Simpson, who is subsequently murdered by an angry mob. Those were the days. 

He makes very good hot sauce, I have heard. 

It would be more interesting on a spreadsheet with how well they did at the Oscars. Most of those films are not ones I would call favourites, but it’s a better list than what won best picture in in each of those years. Chariots of Fire, do me a fucking favour. 

I am pretty sure most don’t, on the whole. 

Actually, it was new Hollywood winning over old. All that violent nihilism shit was done to death in the 1970s. 

‘Varying degrees of success’ is a bit of an understatement. 

Yes, when DID Billy Mitchell from King of Kong put on a load of weight and join the Avengers?

that’s the real genius of the acting and direction in that film. It’s entirely believable that Kingsley is able to intimidate and bully Winstone, even though his character is clearly much bigger than Don Logan, on home territory, and ‘retired’.

This is what local government is like absolutely everywhere that’s democratic – and a few places that aren’t – all of the time.

That is such a great scene. I am a big fan of swearing and neck-vein-bulging rage and Don Logan is pretty much the Hendrix or Jesus of both.

Get up in the morning, slaving for breakfast/Sold out to every monk and beef head/Ooh oh uh-oh, me ears are alight.

He doesn’t say that. He says he looks like a f**king crocodile. Could make a f**king suitcase out of him. He looks like f**king Idi Amin. Fat bastard.

Here comes the gay brigade, look.