What goes around comes around, cracker. 

there was also a terrible TV series of the same name. 

Personally, I cannot smell your cunt. 

‘Three years after Star Wars, a Flash Gordon movie did come out, and it was an operatic, over-the-top Star Wars ripoff’. Mm-hmm, really?

Surely that’s Paul Calf?

It’s so easy to make the link on your homepage have less tiring text. 

Both the Neon Neon albums manage to be actual concept albums with a narrative beginning, middle and end, and have great tunes on.

That’s true, murdering men with a sexual motivation is hilarious!! Imagine how hilarious their families find it!!

Led Zeppelin’s ‘Custard Pie’ is also a vagina, I’m afraid. Much better song though.

We all thought the dress was made of bacon, which does seem foolish with hindsight. 

Usually it just slightly spoils your salad.

God damn it is hard to log on to this website. 

David Harbour is so picturesque this time of year.

And there was no doubt at all

who cares what ‘quality’ it is?

Mmm, thanks, that was really piss poor.

Same as 100% of you are.

Has he not heard Anti Nowhere League?

I’ll go find my DVD

Does a wig blow off, and candy floss? I feel like those things both happen. If they didn’t, they shoulda.