The sun is shining.

Mesa Police announced that nobody else in the yearbook photo wanted to press charges against Osborn

Why are the only two options the most idiotic takes you could possibly imagine?

I was wondering what the fuck was happening here and then I saw the words “Maricopa County” and immediately the story made sense.

Young men sometimes make rash choices. What the author means is that you have to allow young people to do silly things from time to time when they’re young, without harsh consequences, so that they can learn the boundaries of acceptable behavior. This is the time in a person’s life when their personality is…

“Maricopa County”

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Finally, being able to put something down without talk of reservations.

Meanwhile a single tear rolls down Gheorge Muresan’s cheek.

Top shelf doesn’t always mean best flavour - I stick with what I like and if I can get better taste from Little Guy Distillery Co for less $ per bottle I’ll support them. I’ve already been burned by a heavily marketed alcohol that tastes like shit (PSA: Patron ‘tequila’ - tastes like crap).

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This is why I drink at home. Well, that and my hatred of crowds.

My condolences to her family and friends... you included. It sounds like she was a wonderful person, and doing the right thing to keep others safe while still allowing them to have fun.

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

Waze marketing department? Is that you?

News flash: Atlanta is a very tiny pimple on the ass of Waze.