I have long talked about opening a restaurant called Fuck It, It’s Fried where you can order a small, medium, or large FIIF consisting of whatever we felt like putting in the deep fryer that day.

If you’re a non yinzer yinzer, you’ll talk up Primantis, but in reality it’s only an OK sandwich with fries on it. You want something more “local” and a thousand times better, hit up Peppis and order the “No. 7.”

We are nearing the point where the fan responses sound like petulant whining as opposed to the horrified scream of the abyss

While it’s fun making fun of Honda, them exiting the sport is bad for the sport. If we really want F1 to stay exciting and be on the cutting edge, we should root for them to succeed.

CP.

What makes the Bills fans comments unique is that each story is a graphic tale of how this team has damaged their psyche and proven a detrimental factor in their lives... and it just doesn’t stop, like, ever. All the other fan comment sections eventually just turn into “Fuck (insert coach/owner/city/etc here) whereas…

Yes, a few of these were fantastic, believable (critical), and shared legitimate pain.

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

Jesus Christ, I’m a lifelong Bills fan and even I found J’s story depressing. I’m sorry man. Find a therapist.

Smartest man in Buffalo right here. Never gonna need a new jersey.

This review probably comes closest to my problems with the book. It’s not so much the nostalgia that bothers me, and it’s not so much that the nostalgia doesn’t really go anywhere. That’s the paint the author has decided to use in this painting. It’s that the plot is so paint by numbers that the book really should…

This book desperately grabs you by the shoulders and screams “See how cool I am! This is funny! This is hip!” It’s like a chatbot that’s been fed an 80's almanac.

Just for fun, pretend Obama stood proudly on a stage with his 5 kids from 3 baby mamas and think of the fox news takes the next day.

I hear you, but... 35 years or so?

This like the widowmaker version of when we would ride BMX bikes on the sidewalks and the owner would “edge” between the lawn and sidewalk. That gap had a black hole-like pull on 20 inch wheels...

The only reason they could sell it is because it’s not a city street, it’s a parcel of private property owned by the HOA so they can have control over access. Live by the rules that were set up to make your neighborhood exclusive, die by the rules that were set up to make your neighborhood exclusive.

I know it’s fun to bash on Honda, but it’s getting a bit irritating, especially when there’s a lot of information being left out here. Specifically:

That one email reminded me of something: Stop calling the fucking owners of your team “Mr. Jeffernut” or whatever as some kind of bizarre form of respect. You’re not talking to the guy, the guy would never, ever talk to you in a billion years because you’re not at his level. How did you prove you’re not at his level?…

I still get the Panthers mixed up with the Jaguars.

Yes, they’ve done poorly. But, when you are not doing well would you want everyone in the world to kick you while you’re down? Honestly, I’m finding the Honda bashing to be a bit tiring. Why are we not taking the high road and cheering on the underdogs?