“If you want me to include some wild flurgenberry that’s native to one acre of South Carolina for two days a year and makes a lovely pie filling, take your ass elsewhere”

No, but I am a fucking cynical bastard who doesn’t trust anyone. And I’ve been around the industry long enough that I’ve seen some projects that just don’t make any fucking sense, other than a local contractor needed work, or were designed in certain ways because the local concrete plant needed to sell some material.…

The salt this comment will generate will be delicious

Ya’ll realize the whole boring thing might just be a big elaborate joke by Musk. It’s the type of thing I’d imagine he’d enjoy doing just to for a laugh. But then again, it’s Musk, so who knows, maybe he is serious...

That and NIBYism. I swear to christ. The county I live in voted for Trump - hard. So earlier this year, a local manufacturing business wanted to expand (touting their good paying blue collar jobs). I thought it’d be a sweep.

Eh, I’ve always taken those grades with a big grain of salt. While I agree we’ve been short funding our infrastructure for decades (and it is a major fucking problem) I’m not just going to accept ‘grades’ from an industry group whose members’ livelihoods are reliant on state and federal infrastructure funding.

Just want to say: Not a car guy by any stretch, nor a regular Jalopnik reader. But it has been my joy to stumble across articles like this as I randomly dip in and out of the site.

Yeah its one of my few secret loves. I’ll always stop and watch it if its on.

My wife had the same sorta reaction ... and she hates most movies. She saw part of the trailer and said ‘oh is Fraiser in it?’. I said ‘no, Cruise’, to which she replied ‘what the fuck? How can it be the mummy without Fraiser?’

A million stars to you sir.

There’s so much ‘Merica in that video I think I just creamed my Wrangler jeans.

Preach!

Yep, I play with my grandfather’s old-ass club set that, honestly, he probably bought at a flea market. They’re good enough for me and have some nostalgia value.

Noob question: What is that noise that pops up ever once in a while (usually when braking). Is that the turbos?

Counter argument: Headlight bulbs.

PK is about the only reason to cheer for Nashville.

#crosbykneeled

“These haven’t really been great playoffs.” Ummm did you watch the Pens-Caps series? That’s some of the best playoff hockey I’ve ever seen. Granted, the NHL playoff seeding sucks and those two should have met in the ECF, but still, that was some damn good playoff hockey.

Slow sports-news day eh?

This, a million times this.