Just want to say: Not a car guy by any stretch, nor a regular Jalopnik reader. But it has been my joy to stumble across articles like this as I randomly dip in and out of the site.

There’s so much ‘Merica in that video I think I just creamed my Wrangler jeans.

Preach!

Yep, I play with my grandfather’s old-ass club set that, honestly, he probably bought at a flea market. They’re good enough for me and have some nostalgia value.

Noob question: What is that noise that pops up ever once in a while (usually when braking). Is that the turbos?

Counter argument: Headlight bulbs.

PK is about the only reason to cheer for Nashville.

#crosbykneeled

“These haven’t really been great playoffs.” Ummm did you watch the Pens-Caps series? That’s some of the best playoff hockey I’ve ever seen. Granted, the NHL playoff seeding sucks and those two should have met in the ECF, but still, that was some damn good playoff hockey.

Slow sports-news day eh?

This, a million times this.

‘The point of playing in the NBA is to try and win a title and the smartest thing you can possiblly do is either contend for a title or finish last.’

True story, in 2012(ish) I had a running tab at a local neighborhood bar (went there three times a week as a 25-year-old bachelor). It started because I once forgot my credit card, so the bar tender said ‘eh, we see you every other day, so it’s okay.’

It’s a great song. I sing it with my kids all the time. Gotta start’em young.

Hey now, that’s uncalled for.

My reaction exactly. FUCKING FUCK THAT MAP because seeing it reminds of the upbeat feeling I had before going to the polls (in a state that swung red) and then the horrible feeling I had when I saw all the old white people lined up at the polls.

The comments on this story over in Brietbart land are pretty good too.

“I’m score” - Malkin

Please don’t give him the attention he is so desperate to get.

Regarding ice. Yes, store ice is often better than freezer ice. But be wary of BIG ICE, since they’re usually in the middle of a price fixing scandal: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-06-10/business/chi-midwest-ice-makers-to-pay-600k-in-fines-for-pricefixing-20110610_1_lack-of-real-competition-ultimate-commodity…