Edited: I am an idiot.

People watching and playing ‘guess the Trump voter’ are my two favorite past times while shopping with my wife.

Have you never seen Maximum Overdrive?

^^ This is the real danger. Especially if/when they stake the Supreme Court (which already weakened voter civil rights remember?)

“based on operating expenses of $154.8 million for the 2017 fiscal year.”

Sweet Jesus man! What drugs are you on (and can I have some?)

Wow, I never knew that was a thing. Are they archived online any where?

This comment needs more love.

How did you fail to include the wall of candy dispensers? That, to me, was the key selling point that made me contact the real estate agent.

I’m thinking its the beard. It must be the beard. I can’t see any other difference between the three of them.

I considered picking up TF2, but went with BF1 instead. Given my success at BF1 multiplayer (generally dying all the time with no idea why, with a k:d ratio around 0.15 or so) I a really hesitant to buy TF2 only to play the campaign.
I used to be able to FPS, but then I got old :-(

You know, it would be nice of the league would have ‘best player in a position’ awards. Heck, maybe they could even have a scoring title to get fans excited and watching box scores to track their favorite players. I know! They could give these awards out at the end of the season, like when there would be a full body…

“Buzzfeed is about to get Gawkered.”

Penn State people are the same. I once borrowed a PSU cap b/c I needed a hat. Sure as **** in the subway in NY some rando yells out “We Are!” at me.

Antarctica. Build permanent facilities on Antarctica. Could host both summer and winter olympics, so duel purpose.

You could probably do it relatively cheap too, since you wouldn’t have to worry about huge crowds. Just telecast everything to the audience of ‘the world.’

Plus, the marathon and road bicycle races would be…

Who shells pistachios with their fingers? Pop’em in your mouth and use your teeth to crackem’ open, then spit the shells in a bowl on your desk after you’ve sucked the salt off. My co-workers love it.

Woah woah woah, since when is Sauerkraut a ‘condiment.’ In my Eastern European house it’s considered a god-damned side dish, thank you very much.

Yeah really, I’ve been struggling with this for a while. Also 35 years old. I feel more Gen-X’er than Millennial, but apparently I’m not? Am I neither? Nor?

WHAT AM I?

Yeah I don’t get that either. That’s why you have them shake it on the shaker-thingy, so all the spiders get tossed out and land in your clothes and hair.

It’s the Monday before Christmas. Ain’t **** getting done.