What I like most about this is that he isn’t crying he was hacked or making up some convoluted story about how this came about. He’s basically saying, “Look, I was horny and I didn’t know how to use my app properly.” I would have a lot more respect for certain celebrities if they just owned their mistakes and/or the…

That was the best response ever to a butt being posted on Instagram. I love how he's like yes, it's my butt. And I'm ok with it.

DON’T WAIT CALL NOW

“...I’m a gay man. I flirt and chat with guys online sometimes. BIG DEAL!”

As someone who sometimes puts his dick in other guys’ butts, I disagree.

That’s how it’s done. Everything doesn’t have to be a giant conspiracy. Wish he hadn’t apologized. He did nothing wrong. Porn is now allowed on twitter. His ass is probably the least offensive thing on there these days. Do you Marc.

The succinct honesty is so, so refreshing.

Ummmm that’s hilarious. IT’S YOURS TO TRY.

I was flirting with someone

jet fuel can’t melt steel memes.

Congratulations, anti-vaxxers. You did it! You saved her from autism!

BUT SHE DIED WITHOUT TOXINS IN HER BODY OKAY!

He has glasses and awkward hair, he clearly has dorkitis, a terrible but preventable illness. You can prevent it in your children by not being a big pharma shill.

You see anti-vaccine memes and ads with crying children a lot and I’ve never really understood what the message is supposed to be. Oh, the kids cry when they get shots so I shouldn’t get them their shots? Should I not do anything that makes my kid cry? Okay. Guess I better stop brushing her teeth and rinsing her hair,…

Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.

I don’t even get what the stock photo is supposed to be about. A crying 5 year old? Kids that age cry, whether or not they’re vaccinated. Is he supposed to look autistic or filled with toxins or something?

You’re actually dead now and commenting from the ether. - Jim Carrey

Did you bother to call her and explain the hardship of finding childcare when you have to travel? My guess is she probably would’ve allowed your kids had you asked.

They decided they wanted a white man to help a black woman over the wall to take down the flag as a symbol of race relations and fighting against oppression and how allies should behave, assisting but not silencing black voices.

Michael Moore already said he would.