The other night I was eating a plate of noodles, and enjoying it. I was out to dinner with a friend, hunched over a meal we had been planning for weeks. The restaurant was newly opened and highly regarded. Life was good. And the food was great.
I’m from Chillicothe; I knew Tiffany and Charlotte from high school. People have their opinions of the town—I even agree with a lot of them. It breaks my heart, though, to hear the constant narrative of “Yeah, it’s such a tragedy, but they were drug-using prostitutes. The town’s riddled with poverty, what do you…
What the hell? I am not at all sure I understand what I have just read, but is there any chance this lawyer was trying to do some type of preemptive first strike maneuver to make sure a law like this could never be on the books? Sorry, I am just totally lost by this. How does someone come up with something like this?…
...he’d have spoken it.
If English was good enough for Jesus, my friend...
Goddamit! How could I properly appreciate The Onion when shit like that is happening in the real World?
You only need $200 and a few pieces of paper to propose a ballot initiative in CA. Getting it through is a completely different matter.
Well, he called it “buggery” in the application. I’m not really sure what year he’s living in.
and how much WATER-BASED lube are they using? wasters!
I’d be far more horrified if I wasn’t so God damned impressed at the batshit levels of tomfuckery written there. That is just... Wow! This guy pissed away $200 on pure unadulterated what the fuckidness. He’s like a Jedi of bullshit.
Who can worry about our devastating drought when consenting adults are having THE SEX somewhere?
I expected a gotcha at the bottom. I know homophobia is real, but this still seemed like it had to be a parody story.
This is fantastic! Now my neighbors can’t say shit about my giant blood stone circle in the backyard or the skeleton army I planted under their flower bed.
A: No one is suggesting that we take confederate flags away from individuals.
For me it’s the faux-intellectualism and the attention whoring behavior. Also Typing Like This Is An Annoying Teen Thing That I Find Annoying In All Teens. Jaden is not exempt.
You’re actually pointing out an access problem. Not every photographer can afford a photoshoot with a high-paying, A-list celebrity. Just like every musical artist whose music is played on streaming services can’t afford to not be paid for that. It illustrates her point about Apple Music, which is why it IS…
If they don’t, we get a really, really fun Supreme Court case about it.
Fun fact, here is one of the fundamental tenets of the Satanic Temple: