BAD

Imma let you finish, but Mr Disconnected is the best Jez photoshopper of all time

lol let me die

Welp. This is bullshit. We're going to break the mold! With a doll that's blonde and blue eyed and skinny! And also if you let your little girl play with THOSE OTHER DOLLS you are a mindless robot and you are turning her into a mindless robot.

Yeah, call me when they offer a doll that isn't white and blonde.

They have excellent marketing, but the GoldieBlox engineering kit (or whatever it was supposed to be) was a terrible, terrible product. That doll does not look particularly innovative either.

i'm in line to be the benign and powerless queen of the world, bOrg is going to be the shadow queen, running everything behind the scenes so i actually have very little pull on how the world is going to go.

Like a year-round "elf on the shelf" campaign of terror?

I THINK ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE

you have the right to have a religion but it's mostly going to be mine because you're not free of religion

We have the best political cartoonists in the world, man.

I mean, I knew he was a creep, and hit on underage women, and I warned people about him allllll of the time. I didn't know he was violent, or actually having sex with underage women, nor did I have any proof of bad behaviour. I just had what I had seen, and felt, and had extrapolated from that that he wasn't kind of…

I hate to be a snarktopus on a well done article like this, but... If Jezebel can deny that it is an explicitly feminist site (esp. When they use it as an excuse to do patently unfeminist things), then what right does this site have to bust others for doing the same??

My ass is impatient to know when the day will come when talented women won't pose with their butts hanging out to sell records. (Yes, yes, I know. Nicki chose to pose this way, and what a lovely ass it is. But it bugs me that every. single. female. performer. apparently "wants" to pose half-naked. Yay, feminism.)

only 5 poo diapers in your daughter's entire infant career??? oh my god, i'm so jealous right now. my son took what felt like forever to potty train. i changed maybe 5 million poo-diapers in his career.

Yes, especially to your last paragraph. I'm surprised at the level of snippy incredulity in some of these responses with respect to EC. I didn't use EC but I see its utility and certainly wouldn't condescend to anyone who wants to use it.

It's a common misconception that diapers are not used with EC. Our kid and nearly every EC kid I know has/d diapers ofr back up.

This means that the kid is basically in diapers. You just remove them to potty the kid, and change the diaper in the normal way if it gets soiled, and it's no big deal.

I know, right? Babysitters and kids parties organisers have been doing this since the 80s at the very least. (I also sprinkled some of those tiny little candy coated chocolate pebbles on top.)

Having seen a disgustingly looking version of a cronut at Zabar's today, I think these should be judged, not on the perfection Ansel seems to be doling out of his kitchen—which will only be sampled by celebrities and tourists or Brooklynites with a shitton of time on their hands—but by what it will look like once…