Sigh. SO EXCITED. The Comic Con exhibit was the coolest thing ever. So many of the shots gave me the sorrowful reminder that a GDT Silent Hill movie would be the best thing ever. MAKES ME NEED TO PLAY HIS SH GAME SO BAD

BAD

Brb, freaking out until I melt into a pile of nerd goo.

Imma let you finish, but Mr Disconnected is the best Jez photoshopper of all time

lol let me die

Welp. This is bullshit. We're going to break the mold! With a doll that's blonde and blue eyed and skinny! And also if you let your little girl play with THOSE OTHER DOLLS you are a mindless robot and you are turning her into a mindless robot.

Yeah, call me when they offer a doll that isn't white and blonde.

They have excellent marketing, but the GoldieBlox engineering kit (or whatever it was supposed to be) was a terrible, terrible product. That doll does not look particularly innovative either.

i'm in line to be the benign and powerless queen of the world, bOrg is going to be the shadow queen, running everything behind the scenes so i actually have very little pull on how the world is going to go.

Like a year-round "elf on the shelf" campaign of terror?

I THINK ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE

you have the right to have a religion but it's mostly going to be mine because you're not free of religion

We have the best political cartoonists in the world, man.