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i saw that yesterday and immediately forwarded it to her!

such is the burden of boobs. (i mean, aside from the actual burden, for which i got a sadly inadequate reduction and would go back for seconds in a minute if the surgeons would only understand.)

behold, the words of wisdom!

i got the side-eye for wanting (wanton?) blood red roses in my bouquet, a black ribbon around them and black shoes. and you know what? as soon as the wedding was over, they basically moved on to the next target (what do you mean you're only having one kid?)

now THAT is what i love about this place.

nonpology! i am stealing that right now - i love a good portmanteau, and that is a great one.

oh, no offense taken and keep feeling good - i love it here, too! (except for the summer humidity - i need to move farther north for i am a complete wimp.)

go, Orange, go!

oh totally - never in a million years would i trade anything but Obama and Hilary (she can come over anytime!)

as much as it pains me to say this, i think it'll be very hard to get rid of Harper at this point. the Conservatives deny wrongdoing until they're found out, and then they simply state that no one cares about such unimportant matters. it's an amazingly successful media strategy.

precisely!

i live in Canada, where our current PM doesn't believe in evolution, climate change or anything else that could be (gasp) at all science-y.

oh YAY. my friend is obsessed with dance movies and made me watch Step Up - we both totally loved him in it, but in completely different ways.

hah! i just thought of that, too...

how is this an apology?

i am picking up what you're putting down about this Channing Tatum business. i kind of want him to come over, watch some sports and generally be my buddy - he seems funny and smart and unspoiled. unfortunately, no one (except you!) believes me when i say i am charmed by his personality...

me too!

wait just one minute. you mean i can stop worrying right now about all those white-guy christians and their sacred sperm taking over the world because multiculturalism will save us from them all?

nah, she's just not yet totally familiar with Lindy's List! but she'll get there...

you are my hero.