This is an interesting point which I’ve been thinking about all weekend. If you’re an employee of Volkswagen corporate, what do you do now? Start looking for a new job?

Anyone who needs this post to figure out how to get semen off of something has never gotten semen on anything.

I told my daughter from the very beginning of school that if she ever REALLY has to go and the teacher won’t let her, she has my permission to ignore the teacher and walk right out. Getting detention (which I will have dismissed) beats pissing yourself in front of a classroom full of assholes who will never let you…

I am losing my shit at “little piss bird bath”

Still got out of the blocks better than Greg.

This video should be mandatory for all Vikings fans who intend on going to home games in 2016 and beyond.

Good. That grass was a gateway for torn ACL’s and ruptured Achilles tendons.

Good idea. Ditches will make those seams way more visible.

Man, what a Texas chain sod massacre?!?!

The Chicago Bears would like to contest your assertion that the Texans have the worst playing surface in the league

So you’re the one.

You’ve already been named the designated Gawker racist.

This has to be eventually going the way of internet poker, yes? The gaming lobby can’t be liking this.

as someone who has frantically put my phone into airplane mode after hitting send on a regrettable email in the hopes of having it get caught in the outbox, i enjoy this set of comments.

Yeah, you are flirting with disaster here.

Smells like sweet, sweet, cancer. Such a nice smell.

FCA is a Netherlands based company.

SCOTT NORWOOD HAS A NAME!!

Yea, but is Flacco elite?