My significant other has forbade the use of vinyl curtains because she refuses to open the package.

You can get $200 free with the code: proverbial fool

10/1/15 never forget. The day someone compared his Rabbit GTI to a Ferrari F40

I used to think the F40 was ugly too. I was very wrong.

http://thegarage.jalopnik.com/artoftheflip

I got you 1 better. Our anniversary is 2 days before we had our twins. Then 5 years later we had a 3rd 7 days before it. Throw in my birthday (5 days after and Thanksgiving 1-2 weeks after) and our anniversy is never fogotten, but its all but completely ignored outside of a card, a kiss and dinner from a favorite…

Just can’t find his vault

Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Yes, I’ve seen him promoting this film.

I feel kind of bad about pointing out how terrible this comment is, since you are so clearly coming off a traumatic brain injury, but this is an unbelievably terrible comment.

I feel like I’m telepathic.

Read the next paragraph.

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

“All pf this comes back to how most buyers and dealers focus on”

I did Nazi that coming.

Maybe Pop’s going soft on us.

The word tragicomic has been around for hundreds of years, and the concept for thousands. But you keep on being some dipshit internet faux-tough guy.

You’re the Cleveland Browns of Deadspin commenting

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

lmao