He’ll be able to do a three-point stance perfectly now.

A simple, genuinely curious, “Do you ever think about having sex with other people?” should get the ball rolling.

Worst....voice acting...possible..I....think....
Stop pausing every 2 words FFS

Geoff is channeling... his best... Shatner.... impression here.

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

They ship so few of the Forte5 turbos, I don’t think they ever hit clearance..

Seriously, how hard do you want him to rip D-Mac? Manning has lost feeling in his finger tips, not his heart.

Woody, in my opinion, is probably the healthiest of all of you, and this is not a healthy group by any means. But Woody is healthy. Who else?

Those are... actually not that bad? Goodell will probably ban him for 2 games for showing a personality, though.

I’m particularly looking forward to their N30 E3...

He then proceeded to give them all unreasonably detailed directions to this week’s game, encouraging them to “leave enough time to get there,” because “there’s a lot of assholes on the road these days.”

“N” refers to both Namyang, which is where Hyundai’s R&D centre is located in Korea, as well as “Nurburgring” where Hyundai Europe is now tuning cars.

Start getting ready for 10 years of this, CBS pregame show fans.

A clear poly-carbonate dorsal on an LMP car needs to happen.

See, that’s your problem. You stop at irresponsible.

Or, its freaking mustard. Just open the sandwich and scrape some off.

Last sentence: marriage. Way to go.

He released this pic today to prove to everyone that his hand is actually fine