So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

As the former owner of a 2-door GTI, I fail to see what is wrong with a 4 door GTI. 2-doors are a pain on a vehicle that is supposed to be utilitarian performance, not pure performance.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Years ago the dickheads above me would have Monday night video game parties that were loud and annoying as shit. The floors in that place were like a fucking paper sack, I could hear everything. Normal drill was I would walk up, ask them to STFU then they would quiet down for approximately fifteen minutes then crank…

Punt man. Sounds way better than Punter. Punt man it is.

The Niners are third and five .... 12 yards out from the honeypot.

If you are really, really good at your job, you can!

The last time something got burned that badly, the Chancellor was given everything he wanted.

I don’t know, Samer. They need help, but there is a much cheaper option at safety on Washington’s scout team.

This is delightful, its like Sophia from Golden Girls’ origin story.

I think Serena is a superb athlete. And it must suck beyond words to have lost today. But having said that, this whole benevolent queen bit sounds a little crazy to me.

Ok, we don't have to be sore losers.

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

Congratulations, Roberta Vinci!!!

Move.

Whereas this is my go-to for air banding

You mean “why is there silverware in the pancake drawer”?

It is a perfectly palatable little fluffy movie with an above average soundtrack.