True story: Life as a Loser, because it was published by a tiny publishing house that’s now out of business, was once, like, 46 bucks on Amazon. Then, one day, they all dropped to about three bucks. I found out later it was because my dad saw the Amazon market and sold a bunch of the 100 or so of them I had been…

NOW. It’s right now, you special little unicorn, you.

What is the cash value of these +1s I received back in 2007?

This is the worst advice I’ve read on the internet in at least a month.

Doesn’t matter the age. My mother had never done much till she retired and just shy of 60 she picked up wood working - she now makes high end custom cabinetry with high end finishes all by herself.

Don’t do a thing if you didn’t do it before you were an adult? Guess we should stop letting people become doctors and lawyers, eh?

That’s not true.

“I still don’t see how the playcall was so terrible”

Too amazing to be a coincidence. That sounds like the biggest conspiracy of all. Pete Carroll, WYTS superfan?

Honestly? I love this. He looks like he’s enjoying the hell out of driving that thing.

I flew to Seattle for my first ever Seahawks game. I got way too drunk and fell down on the rain-slicked metal bleachers. I then went to the bar closest to the stadium, got thrown out for standing on the table and shouting, and barfed on the floor on my way out. Then I went to the bar second-closest to the stadium…

Also this.

I’m a Niners fan (thank you for your condolences) and I hate most of Seattle and their fans but I will not stand by for any bashing of Lynch. He’s forever the best. If not for his amazing playing abilities and his hatred of the media than for this.

I can tell you’re not a real Patriots fan. They would’ve responded with “Your just mad ...”

@BillSimmons

“How did we have such great success if we cheated?”

The answer continues to be the Miata

we already know where your rooting interests lie

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire