hot take bro

But Drew, Peyton cannot retire. Peyton must be sacrificed.

I mean...that’s a promo photo. The radio station CHOSE that to promote their show. Good lord.

Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

My biology teacher would do this and no one who was dumb enough to try it, could ever succeed at it. Until one day, a kid, who was packing a pair of brass ones, solved the problem. He filled in every blank, on every line, of the Scantron. If you mark more than one, you get it wrong. The teacher congratulated the kid,…

More like ‘Poke-A-Hot-Ass’ amirite?

Can we all agree that at the moment, Ford is making the best vehicles on the planet? And by best I mean wicked awesomest.

It’s college players. How exactly does anyone justify fining them money?

Wow! I made a difference today! I’m going home!

FRUNK.

“It is the official car for boyfriends pointing it out to their girlfriends when they see it on the street.”

“you haven’t truly lived until you’ve called a customer “a worthless trophy wife cum dumpster” in front of her kids and in earshot of a Target store manager)“

called a customer “a worthless trophy wife cum dumpster” in front of her kids

That’s.. not really something to be proud of, there.

You sound like an overgrown child. Retail ain’t pretty, but most adults can suffer it with at least a touch of class.

How am I supposed to play Fallout 4 and Tomb Raider at the same time game developers?! How!?

Instead they have ice girls.

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

You can have any brew you want.

“Even the enlarged speedometer font in the You Shouldn’t Be Driving Anymore Package.”