Any bar that has Steelers fans in it is a bar ruined.

Daniel Tosh is worse at comedy than Andy Dalton is at playing QB.

but they taste so good

It’s no wonder his chicken parm sandwiches look so sloppily prepared.

“Neither can I.”

He’s resigned himself to trivial truths as he’s never going to be known for solid fibs.

Knowing Winona as I do, it’s gotta be shoplifting.

“That should bring up some red flags. But nobody’s talking about that.”

This post is bad and you should feel bad.

Such reverence for The Game.

“It seems people pay an exhorbatant (sic) amount of money to surround themselves in luxurious plastic trim.”

I, too, have met Audi owners.

That’s an interesting (and very general) take. Euro snob much?

Don’t poke your eye out!

Hmm. I’ve heard that before somewhere.

“Great Moments in Pisstory,” clearly.

You’re crazy. Why would Ireland trade Dublin for St. Louis? They’d want at least Portland in the deal to even consider it.

I have been to Disneyland once and it was the worst experience of my life. My kids were 3 and 5 at the time and we took a stroller. My wife’s family that we went with are Disney Nazis that had a crazy itinerary for each day and plan and other bullshit. We walked 14 miles one day. It was like Bataan. If we didn’t have…

Twitter is easy to explain to people of the 50’s

[insert MSU grads can’t read joke here]

“so I can only assume this is based on reader voting”