I would concede that a restomod may indeed add value to the auto, but you really have to know what you're doing and understand what the market is looking for. (again, if your aim is to increase value. If it's just to create your version of driving nirvana, do what you want!)

Being a fan (I said it...I like Simmons) of both, I heartily disagree. They’re in the same vein, but Drew has too much self awareness to be in the same camp as Simmons.

1. Your Drew Magary imitation is getting very good

If a woman is climaxing while you have sex with her, there’s a high likelihood she is into you.

I just realized I’m part of the problem. I’ve had a lot of people I’ve gotten along with swimmingly at work shoot bids at me to hang out outside of work...and I’ve shut them all down. I don’t regret it...I have a family and I’m not really looking for more friends, but I retroactively feel a little bad about not…

Act as a functioning member of society and find a way to get along when you must.

What is this from? I want to watch the whole thing.

+1 six pack of tube socks

Uber's new driverless service has some bugs to work out before it's ready for prime time.

The best stadium and tailgating experience is staying home and watching the game on your television, eating food you made or paid to have made.

It was almost like I was taking the general meaning of rust to apply to the process of aluminum oxidation by outlining that while different, a rust-like process (corrosion) takes place in aluminum too.

Rust is just oxidation of the metal, commonly in steel and iron alloys. Aluminum does oxidize (corrode). Therefore, in this sense, it rusts.

Thank you for typifying the stereotype even further.

This is also acceptable.

Above 5-10 MPH? Stone wheels won't last very long at those speeds.

Eh, this happened all the time as kids. You just put your feet down Fred Flintstone style to stop. Works great.

Huh...figured The Proposal would crack the top 4.

Twitter killed this iteration of Deadspin.

Why should I care that my car can understand my driver's native language? I'm not paying him to type.