Your comment was fine. Now kindly go break your ankle retrieving the mail.

Had Zapp’s before. Literally could not pick them out of a crowd of 5 bowls of assorted chips were offered the challenge.

I also don’t like S&V potato chips, so much so that I’ll choose not eating junk food over eating them.

Wait, potato chip snobs exist? This is a real thing? It's a potato fried in oil, then salted. There's nothing to screw up, and with the basic flavor, no deviation in the strategy or execution.

I'd serve those bastards diced red onions in truffle oil. What a glorious way to lose in the first round.

So you’re asking if Deadspin would subsidize roughly $10 worth of food research? Unless one of those tacos has Russell Wilson's penis pic in it, they probably can't afford it.

Just like virtually all chip flavors, they’re fine. Some are better than others. Some are more niche. Some have ardent fans and detractors.

Who's your least favorite Deadspin writer of all time? Please list their name and explain in detail.

So this very conversation is by definition the second best (and also worst) commenting age in your eyes?

Did you ever think it would get this good? How do you get it gooder?

What’s the opposite of #cotd?

I'd like to see Drew write a "Why your life sucks" about this guy.

But we're smug assholes because we won!

Can I hate every side in this?

You're just mad that we won!

This is good kinja.

Black people do not live in Seattle as far as I've ever seen.

Denver is great.

They boil hamburgers now?

I’m an adult who can’t swim. I tell myself that I’ll learn once I get back to my college body.