My bff and I blame trump for everything bad now. A persistent bad cough, THANKS TRUMP, burning dinner, THANKS TRUMP, no cheese, TRUMP.

Lipton. With the dehydrated chicken bits. Mmmmm.

This trump thing is beautiful to watch. Not a chance in hell the government would allow him to be pres. I’ve thought that all along. And the beauty of it is he’s being taken down A. Like Clinton was tried to be impeached and B. Like a Hollywood scandal, because he’s an entertainer, not a politician. So they let it…

I mean, we could really go sadistic and hope that the attack comes from an old chimp escaped from Paris hiltons used up animal room.

I worked at a humane society as a euthanasia tech. It was so gross watching fleas immediately leave their host once the heart stopped on a heavily invested animal. I no longer work there. I have issues. It was intense. Not just the fleas...

I’m currently on Effexor. I was on Wellbutrin but it made me break out in full body hives. Disappointing because other than that inconvenience it worked quite well.

Ryan Seacrest used to frequent a restaurant where I worked as a server. He would get a private room with his family. He’s just so small. So very tiny. He would barely eat. But he was always very sweet.

Oooh! What book? Bears are my spirit animal

Puffypants. Love. I have a majestic boy named Poofypuff.

I mean, I would pay anyone to find me a goddamn antidepressant that doesn’t depress my ability to orgasm. At this point I would consider the needle in the clit. Depression blows on so, so many levels.

This made me laugh more than any other comment. I’m a simpleton I suppose. Goodness.

Ah, got it, didn’t read far enough down before commenting. She’s ridic, I would take a chubby man over a Brad Pitt body any day of the week. Different strokes.

Did I miss the fat shaming? Was it inferred? Am I dense?

I think I just fell in love with you

Anybody else get the vibe of possible assisted suicide? I mean, with all the family there, seems as if it was specifically planned. Just speculating, don’t mean to be disrespectful.

Agreed. Have we seen their teeth in the last ten years? What if they have filed them all into fangs, can pop their jaws out of their sockets, and engulf indigenous peoples in their newly acquired country who do not adhere to their enforced dress code. Something is afoot!

Don’t they always kind of dress like extravagant, geriatric ladies? Perhaps they are but old souls. I don’t know why, but I love that they are into these ancient (comparatively) men, it’s fascinating.

I want to watch from the beginning! Did you rent? Is it on on demand?

Media shames public for interest in media.

You know what I don't understand? Why she doesn't date non-famous people. Why? WHY? Has she ever been in a relationship that wasn't with some star or another?