What, you're telling me women don't like to be addressed like they're the subject of a scientific experiment? Who knew!

I disagree. I've been using iOS devices for five years, and I still get mad at Apple Maps almost every time I use it. Often, it's because the app doesn't label the subway stops!

Joe Flacco discreetly turns down the bass on the new Mumford and Sons single because he's pretty sure he heard the Corolla's rear windshield vibrate a bit.