So dumb, +1

Jesus fucking christ, I can not take one more fucking “political editor” going, “Oh, well Dave, it’s really interesting. Steve Bannon once declared, and I’m paraphrasing, ‘Jews aren’t people, let’s just kill them all and move on to a more white and pure America.’ and it’s been interesting to see how they balance that,…

“Fire all the old players. Like that Michael Bradley guy. He’s fucking terrible.”

*pushes all the money across the table*

It seems more terrifying in South America, though.

Hall of fame?

I can’t believe Coach Jones made this move.

This article was a refreshing change of pace, thank you for this.

*fourth football

At work and had to watch this on mute, but I’m a amateur lip reader, so here’s what I got. Let me know how accurate this is.

Rumor of comeback with the Bears confirmed.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Of course Ross just homered. This game is . . . I don’t know. Need a new word for it. Bonktatoes.

Always good to focus solely on the old slash line that smart people have pretty much determined to not be the basis of real value in the league.

+1 SportsCenter infograph

The worst take here is that the DH helps the Indians more.

At the Warriors’ Halloween party, Steph Curry simply ate 73 cookies and wept.

And people wonder why many White Sox fans have a chip on their shoulder about the way they’re perceived. But fuck it, we know we won.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

Hauschka: Hi Russell, nice to meet you.