I think that was covered by the “jamokes”

“Who’s on First?”

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

The thing about sports writing is its pretty boring if you just focus on the events on the field.

Is shame what is happening to Tony Romo. I used to live in Texas when i live in US. He seems like very nice person. He gets blamed for many problems outside his control. For many years, he makes bad Cowboy teams better I think.

The hot dogs haunt his dreams and it’s becoming clear that the bright line between the ephemeral dream world and the real physical plain is blurring badly for Fox. In practice he’ll often blow his whistle and wave his hands, stopping play cold. He’ll rip chunks of turf out and sniff them. He’ll survey the horizon with…

Good thing Cutler isn’t playing or else the defense will be angry that they have to run the pick 6 back an extra 20 yards.

Marv Albert and replace “Hair” with “Butt”

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

The reason he was terminated is Clear.

“Could we ask you to RUN WITH THE WOLF? Sure. Maybe we could encourage you to SHOW US YOUR FANGS. It’s not that. It’s more that we, as an organization, are asking you to BE A MEMBER OF THE WOLFPACK and to DO THE DEW.”

No fanbase bitches more on this site. So tiresome.

Offsides?

Yes, with no all-world Ozil and both starting CBs out and replaced by one player who had been with the squad for two weeks and another who has since been sent out on loan but yeah let’s just go with that, sure.

**googles ‘Deigo Costa game film’**

I have also released a statement:

Jay Cutler throwing an interception and celebrating the fumble recovery/touchdown is peak Chicago Bears

This was cool though.