Didn’t we have one for President a while back?

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

We’ve replaced all the dirt with Folger’s Crystals and the ball with a live armadillo. Let’s see if they notice.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

What an idiot. Dude leaves the Bulls and then wants beef.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

What in the living fuck are you talking about?

Put the Bulls front office in a trash can.

Unrelated side note: Being a season ticket holder doesn’t mean shit.

What’s it like, looking like living embodiment of the arterial blockages in our nation’s federal court dockets through stupid-ass lawsuits?

...who wouldn’t have been drafted when he was if the Bears’ brass hadn’t thought, “Hey, he’s got a Polish surname, that’ll go over like gangbusters with the rubes here!”

Somehow this game came to life after 70 dreary minutes, but most importantly, the Fox Sports2 production was awful. As the clips above show, the audio and video were so out of sync that each goal was announced well before the ball found the net. Say what you will about ESPN, but they did a great job with their World…

Mike Hill is a sportscaster on FS1, the network Whitlock works for. Why are you so stupid?

Benny the Bull is #1.

They’ve made themselves a team for rich people with their pricing, and so the common man has a harder time getting to games.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

How many did they score against West Ham?