The NFL is a better place when Marshawn Lynch is there.

details of how exactly he fell are not known

“Tin Roof, a Nashville Bar”- an understatement

Jesus, and I thought that BBB3 MS Paint logo thing was bad... These shoes are generic Payless butt.

I read on Variety that Jay Cutler is writing and directing and starring in a live-action reimagining of the MTV show Daria.

Are you guys going to stop with the puns, Ortiz us with them all day?

But that’s only if your acting like a true asshole. Ya know, when you’re reeeeeally Jonesing for it.

Ahem

Nice pun there. I think we’ll see manny of them on this post

FAHK YOU! OTHER CITIES DAMAGE WORLD SERIES TROPHIES ALL THE TIME! WHEAR’S THE PROOF HE WAS EVEN IN BOSTON?!?

I feel like most people pretty much understood that Glennon was simply a stop-gap when they signed him though. The people that were actually shocked and angered by this, probably don’t know a whole hell of a lot about football. Can’t just sign any shitty QB during a rebuild and put the entire workload on Jordan…

Holy SHIT, that first uppercut.

—Chad, honey? Maybe you shouldn’t watch the draft if it makes you feel sad.

Sleeper pick

Only too late did Chad realize he’d slipped the roofie into the wrong glass of soda.

There are anti-dog trolls now?

I knew about Brook, but I didn’t know he was one of a triplet.

Hernandez is gonna have to cheese-grate that tattoo off that says “I murdered Daniel deAbreu and Safiro Furtado”.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.