This is a shot at Mike...not MLS...ease up on that straw man.

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

Cool Story Bro: Was at a Bed Bath and Beyond in Houston several years ago, and out of the corner of my eye, this ball goes bouncing down the aisle, quickly followed by what I could only assume at the time was an alien spacecraft, a giant silvery blur. A few seconds later, Dikembe comes strolling back, ball in hand in…

Watched the last day of EPL for the first time ever. Have to say, every sport should have that last day, a celebration of the season, whether it was good or bad. It’s frickin’ sports, have fun!

I find it interesting that folks like Arsenal to keep perspective that they failed because they didn’t take advantage of the other big clubs failings. But what of Tottenham? Was their season that great? 70 points is pretty much where they have been the previous 6 seasons, which in a “normal” year would not get them…

Hubie is spot with his analysis. However, the problem is that there are few players with skills and passion to jerk off the defender with both the right and left hand.

I haven’t seen a point guard look that mangled on a bike since Jay Williams.

Another bloated three-hour movie?

Uhh... yes, it was. He inherited a team that won the treble - absolutely hammering Barcelona on the way to the UCL title - a Barca team that was the remnants of what he put together run by his old right-hand man.

It's fucking Spurs were talking about, Leicester will be fine

WHITE SOX! WHITE SOX! GO, GO WHITE SOX!

Julio Cortazar

Can I just say how refreshing it is to have someone say “My account was hacked” and have it be the truth instead of a desperate attempt to undo a stupid post?

look mr sherman, i get that you are angry with how much power i have....

I would argue that Greece’s Euro campaign was a generous gift that Ranieri has given to anyone who’s ever had to endure watching the Greek national team play. Elevates him imo

Just like a doting grandpa would

It’s been heartbreaking watching the White Sox struggle to make up for the loss of LaRoche’s mighty bat. Woe is me.

If it can happen in Chicago, it can happen in St. Louis

Tim Burke, everyone.