Michael Jordan didn’t miss any games during the 1996 playoffs. So.......

imho real winners wouldn’t choose to lose so often. Sad!

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

Say what you will about the lack of rings, he was the hardest working man in professional sports for a decade and he used that massive ass and tree trunk thighs to do as he pleased.

That's why they called him The Round Mound of Rewarding But Ultimately Meaningless Victories.

This is a really cool feature. Enjoying this!

I’m guessing at least 7 of those losses can directly be attributed to strippers, hard liquor, and nearby casinos.

Savage.

How is this even a first round series to begin with? They had the 2nd and 3rd most points in the Western Conference, and the 3rd and 5th most in the entire NHL. But hey, they play in the same division so let’s make them first round opponents...? Great system, hockey.

“Okay, Jeff, you head it the wrong direction then run into a pole.

Just for everyone’s information, Messi has 24 goals in 23 games so far in 2016 for Barcelona. (Ronaldo had 19 goals in 20 appearances before tonight in 2016). Messi does not seem that tired or gassed. It was only in February that Ronaldo stormed out of that press conference after being questioned about his poor form.
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You know who always caught a can of corn? Yaz.

Quothe the Raven: “Here. Take some more.”

“The Cubs are not in our heads!” said Mike Matheny to the befuddled waitress about to ask him how he wanted his eggs to be prepared. “And Joe Maddon’s glasses make him look like some sort of dork!”

/adjusts nerd glasses

Venus de Milo’s.

The biggest balls of the night belong to whomever hit the button to drop that confetti.

#GeraldoRivera didn’t lose the contents of #AlCaponesVault

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

I can picture Bosh chilling at a cookout with a longneck.