This is, amazingly, the first time a Chicago team has hit a grand slam in the World Series.

...in Boston.

Maybe he’s talking about Klayvin Durrant.

Apparently you don’t know anything about Chicago.

It’s not yet that time of year on the Greco-Arsenal calendar!

What? This comment has nothing to do with anything.

The difference in wage structures at all the different size clubs has made it very prohibitive, that’s why you see so many unwanted players being loaned out every year instead of sold outright.

No, his wages would likely go way down if he were sold back down the hierarchy.

But hey, if all these Pro Bowlers of yore down in Miami are looking for an unlicensed financial manager who can totally relate to what they’re going through, I know a guy.

That puts the Bears in much better position to go three-and-out.

What about Yoplait? Goghurt?

“Yadier Molina (future hall of fame/better than any catcher that has played for you bad baseball team of butt/poop men who haven’t won things/have been eliminated by the Cardinals)“

Except that he wasn’t offside and that’s not a handball.

Obviously, the fans shouldn’t be cheering a walk-off until the opposing team has had ample time to consider a challenge. It’s an unwritten rule that’s been around since the advent of replay. Everybody knows this.

I’ve never condoned book burning but the advanced press on this book about the Special Once has me thinking otherwise.

I don’t know, people keep telling me to find guys that are asleep?

Bills fan: officer, that’s not a funnel!

“You know who could always get them left field doors shut? Yaz.”

In response to the Redskins’ inflexible defense, the Giants are working on something they call a blanket offense.

I can understand why Swanson refused to comment. It's a soft ball, low hanging fruit, or possibly just two nuts.