Should we feel bad for making jokes in the comments of articles about sports people doing terrible things?

[stacks cups]

It's a trap!

Because they're highly visible symbols that fans take very seriously. How is this so offensive to you?

Oh MAN! There's nothing in sports quite as exciting as a good surpass.

[drags boat by its gold chain over to the Harbor]

You're missing an L there, FAYLERS.

A half-bicycle is just one cycle, dude.

I just don't understand the narrative that Arsenal blow it every year. They haven't had the squad to do it for awhile but they've always remained in the question and finished top four. If they win the League this year it will be nothing but questions because United and Chelsea (and maybe City) aren't their…

Are you really leaving all the Premier League coverage for Billy? Come on.

I would love this! As long as they didn’t have sponsors on their jerseys. And I didn’t have to scroll through five ads on Deadspin to see the article about the highlights.

But have you tried Budweiser?

I have to say, Peyton Manning looks very realistic when he's standing next to the animated guy wearing his jersey.

“Come on, guys, I haven’t been lion!”

I’m gonna make a 6' homemade subway.

Poor Ronaldo just needs a Bale-out.

Adrian should hire me, as I’ve been interested in sports for awhile, can drink at least 37 beers in two days, and have watched two basketball games in the last couple months.

The problem with Wellington is that he's doughy and often undercooked.

Well, clearly he can't become a National.

“Like, they’ve been like talking about him crying like, I almost feel like this is the type of like game where you have to send a message like like in the first and second quarter, the first like half, hit him a couple of times where it’s like a like little past the whistle like.”