Since this is Adequate Man, I’ll share something I noticed working in bookstores for years: most men in bookstores are either old or are guys trying to hit on girls, while the women in the stores come from all ages and backgrounds. This always bummed me out.

I can’t wait to see what new platform some fly-by-night marketing company convinces him to dump all his money into, in order to connect with a “younger audience.”

If going down the stairs is so hard, why doesn’t he just install an El Evator?

“Herbstreit would be in a less charitable mood if his ESPN salary were to suddenly be replaced by free room and board and a bit of spending money.”

Scunthorpe...the Scunts!

That’s rich, coming from supporters of Peter Crouch’s team.

Gase has been pegged as one of the top head coaching prospects for months. There’s more to a resume than the record of the rebuilding team you were with for one season.

That hat is more stylish than anything an NFL coach has worn in the last 30 years.

OR...Arsenal win the treble, Arsene rides off into the sunset, and Pep steps in for the next 20 years.

I gotta say, I don't understand what kind of special insight a Boston columnist brings to the table on this topic. And, really, he’s just saying what everyone already says about Mark Jackson.

“And whole grains: brown rice, quinoa, millet, beans.”

“You’re right, I am crazy. But you know what else? I don’t give a fuck.

I realize this is how sports commentators view their audience but here I am, at a bar, in a well appointed outfit. Alone. Since 10:00 a.m.

This is why they shouldn't sell tickets to LARPers.

I'm not sure Leicester winning the League would give rise to as many viewers as the video included here.

He ain’t wrong.

Are we supposed to just know what a panda is?

A personal favorite:

That was a wild match.

It seems like the ultimate Deadspin traffic grabber would be a NSFW college football article with updates!