So, nothing newsworthy happened?

Bartolo Colon: [approaches beer slip n slide]

It’s not surprising that Turkey and Wales have outlasted the Orange.

Jack Brickhouse: Hey, hey!

I knew there was no way it could've actually been from a Bears player tackling him.

This will be a perfect clip for the ESPN segments Come On Man, Jack’d Up, Did You See That, Whaaaaaat!, Dang Dawg, or even SNAP!

Chairs up to Bevo.

[lowers chair the old-fashion way]

The Masked Man!?

Thank you for this Gateway into the postseason.

The only place you’re getting held up that long in NYC today is the new Chil-Fil-A.

Who could have predicted that trading your best lineman for a guy who can’t block playing a blocking position would've led to this!

“Congratulation for the battling champion.”

“We want the ball and dinner before 5:00 p.m.!”

Ah, well, he came on in relief once during the 2005 World Series, so maybe we haven't seen the last of him.

Has he gotten so bad that they know he won't be used in the Playoffs? Seems kind of odd to give a guy 199 regular season innings and not take him to the post-season.

Fire Charlie. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Hochuli: [denies saying anything/gives helpful directions to the beach]

Nice wig, Jack Wilshire.

Nice troll job, Billy. Completely garbage article with no other point than to say we should be entertained by cheating and some of the worst referreeing ever.