Fuck you, Jeff Van Gundy, for sticking up for your friend so much that you ruined the call of that title.

Smart move, putting the drugs into thin rings that look like part of the trophy.

Surely this time they got the close-up of his head.

Any true White Sox fan refers to their home stadium as the Cell. It's just so much better that way.

Kind of hard to “F THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS” when you're a wide receiver @RandelEl14.

He just got that about two weeks ago.

It’s definitely aimed at that spot and with the ball rolling to him like that, it's easy to get a lot of power and bend on the shot.

Has everyone here forgot about Dre Bly?

Carlo Ancelotti Is Really, Really Sad About Losing His Job

As long as he doesn’t do this with LeBron’s mom, the Cavs should be fine.

The last paragraph is true for Chicagoans themselves ! (Myself included)

15 games? So you're actually a Rockets season ticket scalper.

I guess the Texans don't need another running back since they've got JJ Watt.

Sounds like Ray finally watched True Detective.

Iniesta: [slaloms]

With all these pieces, the Cubs almost have a full Pie of can’t-miss prospects.

I questioned Enrique’s tactics of just chucking it up to the top three but when you have Busquets back there zipping thirty-yard darts through traffic, it’s magic.

This may be the first time Cubs fans were actually hopeful for the arrival of a GOAT.

Old lady: WHAT IS THIS A LIBRARY!?

What if ARod’s camp markets the milestones themselves? Far-fetched, I know. But what if they put out some ads and point to ticket sales in court?