Hunter Pence eats peaches out of season.

DERRICK ROSE HAS COLLAPSED!

Explanation: someone's drunk.

Hmm, this was supposed to be a reply to the main article.

Damn, this is the most normcore post ever on the Internet. Quit your job now, Marchman!

Phil Selway released an album this year.

Christ, people still care what Thom Yorke's doing? Has anyone been paying attention the last few years??

I Can Easily Stop Looking At Mario Batalli's Haircut

You know who was coachable? Brian Scalabrine.

I'm not familiar with this gang sign.

"I'm a man, I'm 40...playoffs!!...the Bears are who we thought they were!!!"

This puts some context to Jim Harbaugh's comments about as zero-tolerance policy, since he likely knew his brother had been overruled from above.

You better not do this to Paulie, Tim!

(What everyone else said at the same time)

+ 1 (for a total of two)

[spends all day telling you about the subtle beauty you are missing in Mesut Özil's rap song]

Why haven't you guys covered the millions of times that has happened to me??

Nice try but you're far too old for college football, Arjen.

Giants fans making noise just lead to a touchdown for the Cardinals. Good work!

If only Wes Welker had read Thompson's cautionary tale, The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved.