Standing!?

It does not.

OH GOD PLEASE LET SOMETHING OF NOTE HAPPEN IN THIS MATCH.

The crazy thing is that they will likely play Brazil in the first knockout game.

Do we really need to copy everything Germany does?

I agree everything you're saying but the level of hyperbole is out of control. Flayed? Nah, they just took advantage of a couple mismatches to get crosses, which they promptly skied out of bounds. We sucked, for sure, but dead we are not.

Well, it only took Argentina 45 minutes to scrap that idea.

Argentina are apparently lining up in a 5-3-2 formation. I didn't think teams every used five defenders anymore.

For sure but this move has been talked about forever now and I don't see it ever happening.

Benzema. Arsenal. Please.

I think he's done everything right. Honduras don't play soccer, they just run around crashing into people.

Great kit. Great young squad. Terrible haircuts.

It happens all the time. When a team is losing.

The best part is when they are awarded the fake trophy, since the original had just been lost forever.

GO TO HELL, ASSHOLE!!

Question: why bring four keepers? They really can't find a third striker anywhere?

Ramos: How far can you punt a football?

Damn, that's almost a Brazilian!!

They were really underwhelming on Saturday. I find it hard to believe it was only because Odemwingie ( a Premier League starter) was out there. It's not an especially hard group but I don't see them going far at all.

Why would the pitcher be ejected?