It's pronounced FUH-KING NEY-MAR! to be precise.

Netherlands would be at the top if Van Bommel had been carded properly last tournament.

Two different writers who took different routes to allow for the fact that Brazil had an automatic birth.

Can you change that prediction so we can at least scream about something?

I agree. It's got to be Croatia going through in second.

How stupid do you feel reading that update?

I did this last summer and it was one of the highlights of my year. I probably wasn't as precise controlling the grill temp, I opened the grill roughly every hour to add more coals, and it was absolutely delicious. A long time to cook some meat for tacos? Sure. Totally worth it though.

Malcolm Glazer in Heaven: Who's burning effigies of me outside Old Trafford now!?

Ugh, sperms on the dress of some Midtown nurse, CAN'T EVEN READ, Rick.

Dick move.

Have you ever walked somewhere without the accompaniment of another person?

That old trick hasn't worked since Pablo Escobar died.

All that Europa League experience finally paid off for Bale.

Davis won't bitch and cause problems when he doesn't get playing time.

Eli: You see, this is what I pretend I'm aiming for whenever I throw a pass.

And by "blacked out" he means he went to the locker room and put on all black leather.

Pictured: the guy they might draft

Soldier Field holds the fewest amount of people of any NFL stadium.

Wenger has just as much money to spend this summer as Van Gaal. He's also got a much more solid, young base to work with, so it'll only take one or two big splashes.

I'm confused. Is this, or is this not, the Sing Sing prison team?